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Top 10 Listened Songs On My iPod
Another music post! YAY or BOOOO, depending on how you feel about music posts. I’m going with YAY. If you feel BOOOO, go read this post about tequila and red underwear. This prompt was straight up...
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How To Draw A Crab
I wrote a post not too long ago about my astrological sign and realized that I haven’t drawn a crab yet. The horror! We’re going to correct that now. And you can help! Actually, I’m not quite sure how...
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Dear Goldfish Part 28
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (ostensibly) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other words, you. The following questions have been...
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Open Minds & Nothing Else To Write About
This NaBloPoMo business with posting every day has led me some places I never expected to go, like my astrological sign and now a tarot reading. Some of you may be saying, it’s good that your mind is...
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10 Things About Me That Make Me Awesome
No, I’m really not this conceited. That’s a Rarasaur Nano Poblano prompt. Since I actually lean more towards self-deprecation, today, we’re going to talk about how awesome I am for a change. 10. My...
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On Luck, Dented Skulls & Monsters
Goldfish is my name because I’m hiding from two very horrible monsters. They really are monsters and there are two of them. One is a pedophile, the other is a violent sociopath, which brings me around...
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Fierce
“You used to be so fierce.” He said that to me. Used to be. That implies that I’m not anymore. That may be true, but it hurts to hear it. A few years later, as tears fell down my cheeks, he held my...
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50 Things I’m Thankful For
The other day, I wrote a post about 50 things that make me happy and I thought there was no way I could come up with 50, but I did with relative ease. So, since it’s Thanksgiving day in America, I...
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My Week In Haiku
Monday slides into my world like an awkward teen fumbling for third base. Tuesdays, wisdom teeth– Painful, useless and not wise. Evolve them away. Cheap-ass company Makes us bring food for pot luck. I...
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The Last Vicodin
Well, it’s here. The last day of NaBloPoMo. And guess what? I WON! I beat that damn challenge into the ground and stomped on it until all the air escaped its lungs. Through a work deadline,...
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20 Weird Things We Say And Why Part 2
I’m fascinated by language. Do you have any idea what you’re actually saying when you use idioms? Well, neither does
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The Dwarf Making Sweet, Sweet Love To The Skeleton Part 5
This is the continuation of a story. You can read the rest here. When I wake up, I’m alone in
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10 Bands You’ve Probably Never Heard: The Letter H
I have a very large, diverse music collection. This is the series where I share with you some great bands
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Interview With Goldfish
I’m stealing one of Rarasaur’s prompts: Interview a blogger. I’ve decided to interview myself with questions I culled from Yahoo
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10 Things I Hate Part 28
Negative political campaigns. Instead of focusing on the issues and how they would handle them, a lot of politicians run
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10 Things of Thankful
It’s Thanksgiving in America! Happy Thanksgiving, Americans! Happy Thursday, everyone else in the world who’s probably at work today because
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Dear Coffee Maker
Feeling uninspired, I’m stealing a Rarasaur prompt: Write a thank you note to someone or something you might normally take
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Tall For A Girl
I’m not super tall for a human nor am I exceptionally tall for a girl, but I am a few
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Nano Poblano Blog Hop Story – An Ending of Sorts
A month or so ago, I had a ridiculous idea to send a story around to all the people participating
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Nano Poblano Survivor Badges
As promised, I made some badges for those of you on Team Pepper who persevered and posted every day in
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